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Slave Driver Mark

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Mark Whipple
9 March 1974
I am updating this info. Have fun reading!

I love America. I am proud to be a citizen and think my country is by far the greatest on this planet.

I support Israel and it's right to exist. The growing anti-semitism in the world today disgusts me.

I am a libertarian. I have some "conservative views" such as being pro life but I fit the libertarian definition in most other ways (think Conservative fiscally and Liberal socially if you don't know what a Libertarian is). I hate quotas, I support equality among races and sexual preferences, but not enforced by the government.

I'm ex pro-choice. I understand why people are pro choice, but I think they are wrong and need to re-evaluate their base definitions. I am NOT demonstrating outside of clinics, mind you, since most clinics are not just for abortions but also for general sexual health which I think is a very good thing. Learn about birth control and use it. And wear a condom, it could save your life.

I think the government should get the fuck out of the marriage business all together. Gay or straight let people do what they want as long as they are not hurting others.

Freedom of speech is the first ammendment because it's the most important. Let people speak their minds, even if you don't like what they have to say. You'd be surprised how much easier it is to prove someone wrong when they've spoken their peace than if you shout them down.

I like to work out, a lot. Excercising is a great rush and helps keep me stable mentally. (this is old, I've been lazy lately and just dieting)

I love video games, anime, and role playing. Feel free to ask me for D&D campaign ideas, I have a ton :)

I am currently single and enjoying it a great deal. But, honestly, I hope to meet someone who by her very existence makes my solitude a living Hell ;)

I welcome discussion of my views. I think it is very important to question ones ideals constantly. You never know when you might be wrong.

I am a huge redhotannie fanboy. She fucking rocks. I also think i may start a missbabyblue fanclub as I am a fanboy of hers as well.

BTW, my journal layout was done by an ex LJer named Amalea for a very modest fee. I highly recommend her work to all. If you can find her that is. We miss you Amalea!!

Cutie of the Day Rules

You have to be female (this is a must).
You should email me five top ten pics of yourself (markawhipple74@yahoo.com). If you want to send more you are welcome to.
This post is a celebration of you and your cuteness. If you ever grow tired of the post just ask and I will take it down, no questions asked.
I am now accepting all submissions, not just "cute" women. I will continue to call it Cutie of the Day because that is how it started.

Please don't send me pics without me asking first. CotD is by invitation only from now on.

This is not (necessarily) a nude post. Most women don't send nude pics. You can send whatever you are comfortable having posted publicly.

No Nazis or haters. If I read shit in your journal like "I hate all jews" or "fags must die" you will be rejected real fast.

PLEASE for the love of GOD do not send me naked pics of yourself if you are under 18. Seriously, it's a federal offense and I'd prefer to avoid dying in jail if at all possible.

If you have nothing good to say about a Cutie, shut the F*** up!
Seriously, there is no point in you saying something bad, I am damn fast in seeing the comment you made, deleting it, and banning you from my journal. And yes, I am more than happy to delete multiple posts from your 8 different journals.

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Mark is an odd creature. It's best that you approach him from the front with your hands out or you risk startling him and terrible verbal abuse.
Strengths: Loyal, creative, smells good, funny, strong, damn sexy
Weaknesses: can't sing worth a damn, will do almost anything for a nice set of hooblies, paisley kryptonite
Special Skills: Wang-Fu Disciple, Lord of the Dance, Snack Master, Ninja
Weapons: Feet, Deafening Roar, Massive Wang
Likes: Boobies and a quiet evening (with said boobies)

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“War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself ."

John Stuart Mill

A shoutout from __annabelle__. She is da bomb!!

dulcevox: She is too cool for school

_fluzzy: Sweet, creative and beautiful. God bless her!

unknown_stalker: You don't even know how cool this shout out is. She never does pictures with her face cause she's crazy. This is a rare treat!

ladyortyger: Super adorable and interesting. You wish she were on your friends list!

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___shaylene___: Shay is a total doll and this pic knocked me out of my chair. God bless women who send me shots of their cleavage! She did a few more and I love the second one too!

goodgal996: Jenny is one of the sweetest young ladies on the planet. If you have a community you want her as a member. Seriously, she makes a community a great place.

reannaremick: AKA Groupie Prime. I met Reanna in 2004 at DragonCon. She is super cool and loves Jewel Staite even more than I do. She is actually about as cool as any geek guy could ever want a woman to be.

I'm trying to get all my Livejournal friends' locations plotted on a map - please add your location starting with this form.
(Then get your friends to!)

80's music, adoption, akira, aliens, angel, anime, anne hathaway, babylon 5, battle angel alita, battlestar galactica, beretta, bloom county, boobies, boobs, books, breakfast at tiffany's, breasts, bruce lee, buffy the vampire slayer, calvin and hobbes, capitalism, car stereos, chrono cross, chrono trigger, computer games, computers, concrete blonde, conservative, courage, cowboy bebop, dancing, def leppard, diablo, disney, dungeons and dragons, dynasty warriors 4, elizabeth moon, escaflowne, evil capitalists, excercising, eyes, final fantasy tactics, final fantasy vii, final fantasy viii, final fantasy x, firefly, flirting, food, freedom, friends, g.i. joe, gaming, ghost in the shell, ghostbusters, grand theft auto iii, guns, harry potter, he-man, indian food, jets, john wright, journey, jrr tolkien, justice, justice league unlimited, kingdom hearts, kisses, kissing, kristin kreuk, laputa, libertarian, libertarianism, licking, lightning, lips, lord of the rings, love, marilyn monroe, master of orion, maxim, megatokyo, miyazake, morpheus, movies, neverwinter nights, ninja scroll, oral sex, paksenarrion, penny arcade, pharcyde, philosophy, pictures, playboy, princess mononoke, ps2, rachel leigh cook, rain, ranma, reading, resident evil, roger zelazny, role playing, rpg world, sarcasm, sex, sheldon, shotguns, sigourney weaver, sinfest, sleeping, smallville, smiles, soundtracks, star wars galaxies, starcraft, street fighter, strippers, stuff, suikoden, swing dancing, tattoos, the emperor's new groove, the far side, the fifth element, the kinks, the matrix, the road warrior, the shawshank redemption, the simpsons, the thing, the tick, the transporter, thunderstorms, toad the wet sprocket, toys, vampire hunter d, vanilla, video games, wall scrolls, warcraft, washington dc, weight training, women, writing

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